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Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea
Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"
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spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube
my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire
by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022
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Spongebob

1.One that lives in a pineapple under the seeea...
2. A sponge that wears square pants
3. A sponge that somehow isn't as big as the ocean because sponges soak up water and he lives in it
Ex: OMG you're so fat! You're such a SpongeBob!
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Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!
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Spongebob squarepanties

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023
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spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."
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