Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

quitter socks

Socks that won't stay up (esp. when you need them to).

my legs got cold because of these damn quitter socks

by Pathei Mathos January 2, 2006

the sock rule

2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay.

me and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!

by ayehcee August 22, 2019

titty socks

a product which is still being tested. It is a sock that fits over a woman's breasts and keeps the breasts warm. expected to come out during cold months.comes in different colors of the rainbow. a replacement for a bra.

Chick: Woo my breasts are cold.....better put on my titty socks!

by snicky December 18, 2007

Pants in Socks

Pants tucked into one’s socks in an effortless fashion so that wearing pants any other way looks ridiculous.

An iconic facet of Timothée Chalamet’s personal style.

“Must tuck in 😝”

Timmy’s airport style is hella tight — especially his pants in socks.

by pants in socks June 11, 2018

apples in a sock

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60

that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.

by ass man May 2, 2006

Tube Socks

A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.

Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks

by shebang777 May 8, 2009