The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up
by mrpalermo January 03, 2019
Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.
by Somewhereovertherainbowbruh April 16, 2021
When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.
Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
by ChristianPreacher February 15, 2023
Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
by Snake doctor February 26, 2019
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
by Cassar November 17, 2006
by DocHANDY September 06, 2012
A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.
Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.
by Simplebeast January 22, 2014