Papa Smurf

A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.

Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy

by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011

evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005

dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

Smurf Bite

To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.

My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.

by Lilgem January 5, 2008

Drownin' Smurf

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.

Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

bottom smurf

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.

Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!

by Alan Epton March 31, 2007

smuggling a smurf

to have a small penis and can't get laid therefore the blue coloration of the penis and testicles

My friend is smuggling a smurf, maybe that's why he doesn't get any play from the ladies.

by ichithekiller February 8, 2010