Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013

Saku Paper

One of the greatest people of all time

Saku Paper is a great person

by Tababean August 27, 2021

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.

Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."

by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009

Catch paper

When two people have a disagreement or verbal altercation usually over money or a female in which results in the two having to throw hands formally known as "catching paper" with each other. Resulting in one or the other getting they ass beat.

Ay did lil Juan ever pay you that money he owed you?nah he didn't. shii cuz you gon have to catch paper wit that nigga.; You talkin tough on the phone it's iight we gon catch paper when I see you.

by DaddyLongLeg234 January 3, 2020