Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.
Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.
by soulfulsock November 02, 2013
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Paper Stain

A dung stain left on toilet paper. (The toilet paper is not removed from main roll.) Originated in Indiana. Can be used as a discriminating name towards someone or as a verb.
Example #1: "Did you know Tommy paper stains, and thinks its funny?"

Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."
by DEATHxCOW January 11, 2010
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Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
by Doug Chartre October 08, 2017
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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
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paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot
by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"
by chocolateswitchUD March 09, 2022
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Catch paper

When two people have a disagreement or verbal altercation usually over money or a female in which results in the two having to throw hands formally known as "catching paper" with each other. Resulting in one or the other getting they ass beat.
Ay did lil Juan ever pay you that money he owed you?nah he didn't. shii cuz you gon have to catch paper wit that nigga.; You talkin tough on the phone it's iight we gon catch paper when I see you.
by DaddyLongLeg234 January 03, 2020
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papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.
Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."
by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009
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