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mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006
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Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.
by nrourk February 27, 2011
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Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.
The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)
by epg2 November 12, 2011
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Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.
J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022
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Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
mugGet the Mud Musketmug.

Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers
No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?
by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020
mugGet the Mud Buddiesmug.

Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea
Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!
by Velocis March 26, 2021
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