when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
Get the self-message mug.Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
Get the message chaser mug.An amazing alternative rock band formed by four 16-17 year old talented boys from Imst. You shoul definetly go on their Instagram: @auditorymessage and check their stuff out! They also have a YouTube Channel called Auditory Message.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Check them out, they’re awesome.
Dude 1: Dude do you know some awesome bands?
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!
Dude 2: I know one called Auditory Message, you should definitely go and check out their Instagram!
by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018
Get the Auditory Message mug.Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx May 16, 2011
Get the Chaos Message mug.When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.
Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.
by KravingYou February 27, 2011
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