pappy hank

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.

pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people

by chrimpo January 12, 2021

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

hank

Hank is the definition of someone who has all the power in the world

Hank hanked my ass

by Hanker26 October 6, 2022

HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe

"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"

by Swampi August 27, 2025

Hanks

- a synonym for daddy; the embodiment of God. He has an infectious laugh and will laugh at anything when he is stoned. You should never leave any snacks, candy, desserts out overnight while with him, as all of it will disappear by tomorrow morning.

"Hanks, you ate the whole box of chocolates and I had one morsel"
"Ceased and deceased, Hanks."

by fr33kilyn33kily November 22, 2021

Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 7, 2019