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micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.
Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.
by Lindsaygotallthemoves June 27, 2016
mugGet the micro-gripsmug.

Blow the grip

by Damnisthesmoove October 18, 2020
mugGet the Blow the gripmug.

texas grip

by Glencraig September 28, 2013
mugGet the texas gripmug.

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).
Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"
by ax about me December 24, 2010
mugGet the Octopus Gripmug.

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate
Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.
by Goosed12 October 10, 2015
mugGet the flip and gripmug.

wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.
I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.
by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020
mugGet the wife gripmug.

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