your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

Asda brand prostitute

I very frisky asda shelf stacker

That asda brand prostitute is well fit like

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

Branding

Smacking your dick on a girls ass until you leave a mark of your dick on the cheek.

“Oh hi son, I was just branding your mother.”

by Hunter9075 October 30, 2018

OFF-Brand

Saying something thats not direct or acting in a particular way

That girl right there was being really off-brand.

by KinJean July 25, 2019

Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”

"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"

by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019

Brand Rapper

Brand Rapper, A new Rapper that becomes so well noticed that anyone will find out about them and they will become known everywhere on every platform that discusses or displays anything on rap or hip-hop much like how everyone only knows about brand items in stores but would have no clue about store brand items, aka underground rappers.

Aye you heard about Lil Tecca ? He a new Brand rapper, everybody know his name now.

by oOTheBlackGuyOo August 7, 2019

double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time

"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"

by The savage boy January 4, 2018