terrorism

Going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden

Going to the bathroom after Osama Bin Laden you will realize the true meaning of terrorism

by BusyMan15 October 27, 2019

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Stochastic Terrorism

Stochastic Terrorism
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild!" and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.

by jbcoops August 15, 2024

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

terrorizered

When you are on the last gun in a game of gun game and some faggot on the first gun knifes you.

Kid: THAT FUCKER TERRORIZERED ME DUDE

by zedb May 17, 2018

Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

Casual Terrorism

Protesting against an issue by inconveniencing other people who are not responsible for the issue at hand and powerless to effect any change themselves.

Instead of hassling the politicians and mega-corps, some casual terrorists randomly blocked the bridge and made me miss my doctor's appointment! I may agree with their cause but still hate everything about their indiscriminate actions.

Jim Crow sit-ins were not casual terrorism because they were protesting at the sites of injustice.

by January6WasARiot October 13, 2021