bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024

golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.

when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.

by adaminroseville June 12, 2007

scrub tent

The act of getting an erection in the OR and ducking into Sub Sterile pretending your phone is ringing.

I got a scrub tent yesterday and knocked over the sterile instruments running out if the room.

by Pacochips December 18, 2013

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

Tent Mexicans

Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis

Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans

by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023