Tanner

Future Ted Kaczynski

person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner

by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023

Tanner

Tanners are usually ginger trolls who have bald spots the size of softballs with an exessive lust for fat girls.

Bro I can’t believe I saw tanner and that fat girl last night.

by lowkeylshb November 21, 2023

Tanner

annoying and mean to all the ladies, you may want to avoid this man. Slap him, ladies, and remember the seven B's! Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies! (not that you and Tanner will)

Tanner is an asshole to the ladies.

by TRICK OR TREAT, MOMMY! October 21, 2019

Tanner

A douche who has no real friends. The 'friends' he does have use him for weed, alcohol, or cigarettes. Fugly as hell but somehow has had a decent dating life. Nobody likes him except for one sad, lonely girl. Gets bad grades and is always on his phone.

"Dude, let's hang out with Tanner after school." "Nah, he's annoying as fuck." " He's got weed, though."

"Oh my God, tanner is so hot!" Said nobody ever

by Scaryybitch October 27, 2019

Tanner Tickler

When a person uses their very small penis to tickle another man, hoping to cause a reaction of lust in the other man.

I used tanner tickler on David, then we made out.

by Dorkboy November 5, 2019

Tanner

Nothing, much. He’s a short guy, usually built like a tater tot.

Sonic employee: Would you like tots with your order?

You: No it’s fine, I’ve got Tanner

by King_kachow November 21, 2021

Tanner

Um honestly just saw this kid in the hallway and was like GOD DAMNN so I told his friend gave me his snap and he has the cutest hair ever I hope he never cuts it. He's Soo funny, never fails to put a smile on my face, and he's so nice to others not to mention EXTREMELY sarcastic but it's okay he's my favorite sarcastic little brat.

Bleep: Omg who's the guy with the long hair
Cheese: oh that's tanner he has like 7 girlfriends
Bleep:oh is he looking for an 8th?

by DILFFF November 9, 2021