The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.

Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY

by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022

Tanner Bishop

Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho

You - *being a normal human being*

Tanner Bishop - Do you peel your banana?

by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022

Tanner

A bitch. acts like he is cool but not. Kinda ugly and gross. Thinks he has a "big" booty but he does not.

ew wtf thats a tanner

by bitchslp March 17, 2017

Tanner

tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!

“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”

by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

tanner

tanner is a very sexy young jit. he came from the trenches and has 27 bodies. in his spare time he trains his aim. tanner started his own gang so ya better watch out. tanners favorite thing to do is get babes. tanner has 4 girlfriends and is in the talking stage with 19 girls.

tanner is my daddy

by nothingsssssssssssssssssssssss April 21, 2022

Tanner

He is so annoying and has 1 friend and he usally gets super mad for no reason.

Tanner is so dumb

by Jableto April 29, 2022