Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Table

A place to have sex at.............SOMETIMES

Eat me like I’m a table

by Pnnis January 17, 2021

Tableism

Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.

Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

tabiyah

A really sweet but also chaotic weird girl that will do anything for her besties, she is incredibly determined on her studies and wants to please everyone. She is always there for you when you need it and she is a GREAT GREAT person to get advice from I suggest you go to her when you need it She helps with your studies. Impatient but patient at the same time incredibly smart if i hadn't already said. She is straight forward and will most of the time tell you what's on her mind, has lots of people that like her. She is not toxic but she is like toxic in a fun way yk. She is DIRTY MINDED I love that about her She spreads lots of love and joy. A great friend from my experience, she doesn't get jealous easy but she does get irritated easy. She is the type of girl who will be with you forever, she is also inactive at the same time :| and she is annoying in the best way possible. She goes through so much shit and in my opinion she doesn't get appreciated enough by some people.

Tabiyah is the best girl you could ever ask for

by Amalia jean October 20, 2021

Table Thief

The low life who moves in on your table or chair and claims it as their own while you're in the toilet or at the bar.

‘Mate, can you look after my table while I'm at the bar ‘cause I don’t want a table thief claiming it.’

by Wardswords December 20, 2021

Table Boss

A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.

Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."

by Keem the Dream August 18, 2022