deadline surfing

The act of doing the least amount of work possible such that you could still conceivably get your essay in on time.

"Hey man do you wanna cheeky game of Boxhead?"

"Nah bro, gotta do some work now cause I spent all last night deadline surfing"

by toorightbro333 November 7, 2015

surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 June 30, 2018

yeatsie surf

a really hyped up surfer who cant even surf but everyone thinks he can because he has long hair. He is a poser.

person 1: this guy looks good

person 2: nah hes a yeatsie surf for sure

by dankKINGx360dukelordMLG May 20, 2018

ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

by Juan John August 26, 2019

surf in turf

What an uneducated moron types instead of “surf n’ turf” or “surf & turf”.

Both of the latter are a main course combining seafood (typically shell fish such as lobster, shrimp, etc.) and red meat.

Sean: Hey, want to get surf in turf?
Me: You mean surf n turf? Bone Apple Tea!

by IL-Gamma September 19, 2019