Peganet Level Support

The act of offering what is perceived as technical support but is entirely unhelpful, frustrating, insulting and rude.

Google Fi provides Peganet Level support to all it's customers.

by Drihten August 31, 2019

Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.

What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?

by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021

Roblox Ban Support

A useless support because 99.999% of the time it never works and you mostly loan 2 responses in order to be forbidden from talking to those shitty team members anymore

I got banned? This has to be a mistake! *submits an unban request* (1 hour later) They finally responded! But wait! They can't talk to me anymore! Roblox Ban Support sucks!

by BobTheStickman420 May 7, 2022

Tech support syndrome

When an issue in a computer seems to be fixed when you are on the phone with tech support, but as soon as you are off the phone, the issue comes back full fledged.

Britney: Is your computer fixed?
Alyssa: No, its acting weird still.
Britteny: Wasn't it working when you were on the phone with John before today?
Alyssa: Yes, but its not working anymore. It stopped working as soon as we hung up.
Britteny: I guess your computer has tech support syndrome.
Alyssa: Yeah.

by Mc'Blindy June 14, 2010

Tech support for the soul

A friendship that helps to keep you balanced and earth worthy.

I have the best tech support for the soul with my Bubby.

by WearWolph September 29, 2011

back friend support

when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend

man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support

by ladyvei January 17, 2018

Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!

I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020