creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.

Have you done anything chicken stock lately?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 1, 2020

Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.

You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god

by Ahsile June 29, 2017