Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

barf on a stick

An expression used to express disgust, anger, or general hatred.

Abbreviated: barf.

P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."

P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"

by Ohdeer October 19, 2009

Beer Stick

a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...

Jason used his beer stick to take two budweisers to the dome.

by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009

gummy sticks

Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.

All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.

Kevin got a boner so he is out.

by RainbowTheZookeeper April 21, 2014

Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.

Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.

by SAM:> April 15, 2009

Lister Stick

To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.

Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Bap Stick

An instrument cylindrical in share to “blow, snort, or bump” cocaine or other drugs ingested using the same method

Marky is fiending and can't find his bap stick what is he to do!?

by Macskilled February 6, 2008