steven klopp

loyal scouser who was a former liverpool scout AND a decent left attacking midfielder back in the day. devastating news though about his divorce and his 6 kids. he also defeated richarlison in a fight. knows how to get the choons on

average person: what are you laughing at?
me (a steven klopp enjoyer): just laughing at steven klopp’s new tweet.
average person: omg i love steven klopp now that you have enlightened me

*average person transforms into steven klopp lover*

by elliottgoal December 17, 2022

Steven Universe

Children's sexy show in which three lesbian space rocks and a 14-year-old hermaphrodite hybrid save Earth from other lesbian space rocks.
Everyone's a bitch but they get less bitchy later on.

"Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network ever."

by DTerra117 April 14, 2017

steven tyler

The multi-talented lead singer of Aerosmith, also known for his large mouth and for his unexplained success to the ladies

Have you seen Aerosmith's latest video?
Steven Tyler is so hot again!

by Andrei M May 16, 2006

Steven Universe

He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.

Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?

by ADHD stan February 1, 2020

creamy steven

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!

by Ryami March 18, 2008

Steven Rae

Used to describe an outstanding specimen of a bear (usually polar) who has two thumbs and also enjoys a bevy. Usually seen roaming around on the hunt around the inner city hunting grounds oF Dundonia Upon Tay.

That Steven rae sure can dance

by besafe86 October 4, 2011

Steven Universe

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay

Steven Universe is gay.

by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017