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facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014
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Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.
My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.
by Thunder lord January 30, 2018
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Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.
Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"
by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024
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Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.
-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!
by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015
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Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.
You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*
by iBroadwell March 9, 2015
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Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale
wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale
by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017
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Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.
Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.
by Nitek July 16, 2011
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