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The Spartan

Whilst receving head, and about to reach ejaculation the male backs out, grabbing his swollen appendage.

Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
911 Dispatcher: Hello?
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
by rzu June 11, 2010
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sparta

rich town in northern New Jersey, that is full of really pretentious people with kids who in fact own the world and are better than everybody else.
Most of the young people in this town wear guesss, coach, gucci and clothes that people in other towns cant afford. only very few kids are fuck ups and druggeeyyss. there cheerleaders are hottt and run around in really short skirts and low shirts. well sparta is great place!
guy: heyy look a cheerleader!!!
other guy: shes hotttt, she mustt be from Sparta!!!!
by sillyy gooose August 8, 2008
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smartass

One who is smart, types regularly with decent spelling and grammar online, and doesn't think school is something that should not have existed.
me = smartass.
by dj gs68 July 23, 2003
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startard

When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.
Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.
by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010
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spartan0746

A xbox live player who could play pro. Was once the number 1 ranked player on ghost recon 2 on xbox in the world
1 shot 1 kill 1 chance 1 spartan0746
by Sam Todd December 14, 2008
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Smartasstic

Someone who is simultaneously sarcastic and a smart ass.
You were so smartasstic when you did air quotes while saying I "hate" air quotes.
by Chunky Lover 12.16.83 January 23, 2010
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snartastic

1) Exultation in one's own snarkiness or sarcasm.

2) Feeling unusual pleasure or exhileration at the expense of another.
He was filled with a snartistic feeling of triumph as he watched his rival squirm uncomfortably.

He didn't so much care what he said or whom he said it to; he simply loved the snartastic feeling that washed over him when he belittled others.

snarcastic snarky
by Moosetard June 19, 2010
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