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Stafforditis

Stafforditis: noun, pronunciation (staff-urd-ite-iss), Massive disease spreading around Stafford County, Virginia. The condition of boredom recieved by living in Stafford for more than a year. It emmits thoughts through ones mind that produces a strong effect of boredom, and may cause one to think that they are "hood", "prep", "punk", "ghetto", "skater", "emo", and in rare cases, all of the above. Although stafford is the gayest place on the planet, it causes one to appreciate Stafford, even with the feeling of boredom involved. There is no cure for Stafforditis, and if one comes down with this condition, they shall become a fag for the rest of their life, no matter if they move to the streets of Compton, the suburbs of Orange County, the backwater boondocks of Berlington, or even the neighboring urban street of Woodbridge. People with stafforditis also are known to have a higher possibility of contracting the "clap" or syphilis
Ex. 1

Some guy "hey wanna go out to the club with me"

Some girl "no, thank you. i can't on the account that i have stafforditis and i'm wack. i think that clubs are insufficient and are very dangerous. i'd rather sit at home and do nothing and be bored."

Ex. 2

some kid "hey, lets make a basket ball court in Austin Ridge"

HOA of Austin Ridge "No, i can't, on the account of i have stafforditis. creating a courtplace or any other social gathering of that matter in Austin Ridge or the whole county of stafford will promote violence."

Origin - The fags that created Stafford County
by Yung Major March 5, 2007
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Stamford, CT

the best city in connecticut. the place where you shouldnt tell us that your from greenwich. The place with your clubs and mall are at. Get some good food for actually decent prices here. But im tellin you now money lovers....this place isnt covered in gold
i was in Stamford, CT last night hangin out wit my friends havin a great time at the mall and the clubs
by russenator December 9, 2010
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Dream Stan

A 14-16 year old with an absent father figure
by LordFungus July 1, 2021
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stafford

A euphemism for an extremely large and impressive penis or a person who has an impressive package.
john: "Why is she dating him?"
tim: "haven't you heard? He's got a huge stafford."

or

Tim: My sister told me you two had a good date last night.
John: Yeah but she called me stafford in the morning.

or

John: I think I pulled my stafford last night
Tim: Sounds like you and the lady need to have a talk
by John Krills March 14, 2008
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Sanford

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .
Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!
by kpunx September 7, 2009
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stafeen

Noun, verb, adjective
Or stafoon originating from the name Stafania Tory created in the streets of alameda ca. by a group of kids: Robbie, Sean, Luca, Erik, Dame, Elliot, Derek, and a few others.

Stafoon >stuh-fôôn<
Stafeen >stuh-fçn< Stafeening >stuh-fçn-&#301;ng<

1:noun- stafeen/stafoon-weed, marijuana.
2:verb 1-stafeen/stafoon/stafeening-to smoke reefer or smoking the reefer.
3:verb 2-stafeened-to be high from marijuana.
4:adjective-stafeen life- stafeen>describing>life or the way one lives->to live life in a way that can be explained only by living it or by asking the creators.
1:Lets get some stafeen.
2:Lets go stafeen.
3:Are you feeling stafeened yet?
4:Hes not down with the stafeen life.

stafeen life.....
by seannonnon February 7, 2008
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Staffing

Staffing is another word for jerk off, or masturbation. This term was created by JROTC cadets at a summer camp in 2009. Staffing can also be used as Staff or Staffed, or staff off. We hope this term will be really well known in the future.
Last night I was staffing to some hardcore porn.
by RegSquad November 7, 2011
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