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spunktavious

Nutting so hard that you pass out and wake up confused, shocked and forgetting what happened.
I felt spunktavious after a hang over
by El_Gustano December 21, 2023
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spunktavious

Nutting so hard you pass out and wake up in a state of confusion and forgetting what had happened.
I felt spunktavious after a hangover
by El_Gustano December 21, 2023
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Spunkatery

When someone or something is way past STUPID! It’s SPUNKATERY!
Boy! Dude that was eating a sandwich with his dog is SPUNKATERY!
by Musicismylifegang January 5, 2024
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Spontaneous Combustion

A totally real medical condition. This condition is found primarily in small children and the elderly.

When one spontaneously combusts, their overall body heat has to exceed 2341 degrees Fahrenheit.

Generally, it is very noticeable when someone combusts. Their hair is immediately singed off, leaving them with a brand new shiny bald head (good riddance, that umbrella cut was UGLY!), and they essentially, burst open. Their organs and guts splat all across the ground, but most of the time their insides were already turned to ash, so you don't have to see their disgusting insides.

It has also been totally medically proven that when one has a large ego, specifically 13-14 year old boys, they are more prone to combustion. In fact, their spontaneous combustion rate is 95% more than small children and the elderly.

Signs of combustion- Dizziness, nausea, inflated ego (for some), excessive masturbation, consumption of oil or white-out, and trying to become a spice king on TikTik, because we know that ain't gonna end well.

And remember--when you see a child about to combust, take it across the room until it is behind some sort of barrier. When an elderly person is about to combust, just run. And finally, when you see a teenage male about to combust, scream and run because you know that this is gonna be intense.
"Hey, bro! Did you see Landen Spontaneously Combust in the gym! It was crazy!"

"Yeah, isn't Spontaneous Combustion a real medical condition?"

"Yeah. I don't miss him, though."
by Xeni_isbetter November 30, 2023
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Spontaneous

Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.
by spontaneousdefinition August 1, 2024
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Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted
by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024
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Spunt Wrap

A tied off condom or sealed makeshift wrap containing bodily fluids, typically closed at the end to prevent leakage and keep intact rather than discarded immediately.
"Some things you keep as memories. Some things you throw away. A spunt wrap is definitely the second."
by Ashil Ayrshire January 17, 2026
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