cooper springsteen

defender of women

average high school boy: if she breathe, she a thot
cooper springsteen: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

by ur fav thot April 22, 2019

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

spring grove

a town in spring grove, with a smelly paper factory.

out of towner: oh wow, what's that smell?
resident: stink grove, or should i say spring grove.

by jess sturr. o: October 16, 2008

york Springs

York Springs is the United states equivalent to Cuba. Mexicans everywhere, Drugs, and apple orchards as far as the eye can see. Everyone is always high so don't bother asking for directions. Also it is in the middle of nowhere, or in Center of nowhere, your choice.

Have you been to York Springs?

What the hell is York springs?

by MikeJonesNigga January 13, 2011

Saratoga Springs, NY

a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.

Person A: everyone from Saratoga Springs, NY smokes pot

Person B: I don't

BURNED

by Joe the Pickle January 22, 2013

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.

Elan School: LIES!

Elan's purpose is not to change an ill-behaved child into a well-behaved child, but rather to return home a responsible young adult.

I remember as a new student (Elan School-Poland Springs, Me.), I was crying when I was told to scrub a garbage can as a punishment for something so minor that I can’t even remember the cause. I has stopped cleaning it, and that was when the staff determined that I has to be restrained and dragged to “the corner”, isolation in a room to the point when one barely feels human. I tried to fight back, as any normal person would do when one is touched and forcefully grabbed without consent. Instead of just bringing me to the corner, the staff had other students hold me up, my hands and feet restrained, as other students were forced to scream and degrade me.

by TruthSeeker76 January 13, 2011