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Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.
"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."
by boppa23 November 19, 2011
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blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.
He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.
by native speaker February 4, 2012
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Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.
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ass-speak

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.
This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.
by The Means of Production September 26, 2015
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Dirty Spacker

The term used when a person is dirty and a spack.
The term can only be used when a person is both of these characteristics.
by Supreme Chancellor Hughsie December 15, 2016
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Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
by SteliosD October 31, 2019
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Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.
That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.
by Tvvat October 18, 2021
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