Shmendrik

used endearingly. Yiddish slang meaning a person who acts like a joker, comedian, funny person, zany, wiseguy, character,

The comedian was such a shmendrik in his latest performance. He had me plotz in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

semen

See cum

So much semen, so little time.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Bull Semen

1) More severe than bull shit. 2) A way of expressing how wrong something is when no other word seems to fit. See also shananagins

Ron: Yeah, I just started dating karen.
John: AH! Bull semen! We fucking broke up 2 days ago!

by S3H November 2, 2008

bull semen

The special sauce that gives energy drinks it's power

Monster energy drinks are full of bull semen

by chewy1112 January 26, 2017

Alcoholic Semen Thrower

A term used in the military well before the 1980's to describe a soldier who drinks entirely too much and has sex with as many women as he can while on liberty.

We got a 96 and I gonna be an Alcoholic Semen Thrower all weekend!

by AlchlcSmnThrwr August 20, 2011

cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.

1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!

by napoleondynamite June 5, 2005

Florida State Semenhole

Not to be confused with the Florida State Seminoles - though a tomahawk chop and chanting are involved. Dropping your load in the face of your partner followed by spreading it on their face like war paint. Typically, right before climax you begin to chant, plant your sword in your partners face, and finish with the tomahawk chop just like Chief Osceola.

Dude, what the actual fuck are you doing? Hey, I'm getting my chant & tomahawk chop on - sounds like Adam is frosting another donut Florida State Semenhole style.

by Lovell from UT November 2, 2010