slum

An item bought by the gross (144 to a box) that has flash but is of generally much less than perceived value. Used by a lot of urban merchants as "dollar" items or throw away stuff.

I chilled out the mark who was ranged up about the bad hamburger with a piece of slum...

by Joe Bomaritto August 27, 2005

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

slum dunny

Hungover as shit

Oh man, I'm slum dunny today!

by tazer lazer October 15, 2010

Mexican slumber party

Something that you're just not ready to hear about yet. Close cousins with the Vietnamese shame wheel.

Dude 1: Holy crap dude, last night I went to a Mexican slumber party...

Dude 2: Damn, son, how was that?

Dude 1: You're not ready to hear, man, you're not ready...

by NotReadyMan December 5, 2013

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

slum king

Little Boys who have nothing to call their own. They live off of other people and never tries to do anything for themselves. They tend to act like fuck niggas, dogs, and whores.

The person I really wanted turned out to be a slum king.

I want a real man not some wack slum king.

by Twink Twink March 5, 2015