Beef Smoothie

Simply, a well shaved fanny.

I love a ‘Beef Smoothie’ no chance of getting hair stuck between your teeth when you’re going down on your missus

by Blinkybrooks May 9, 2023

Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.

"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."

by Krylian August 30, 2023

Skincare Smoothie

Mixing multiple skincare products to achieve a desired effect. Popularized by the brand Drunk Elephant.

“Wow this Sephora is a mess, the mall teens must have been at it again making skincare smoothies”

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.

Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023

Fruity smoothie

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Chunky Smoothie

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other

I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.

by Sk8ter1800 February 18, 2020