Small Penis

A penis that is usually no longer than 4 inches. Nearly every man on earth wouldn't want this. Also known as a "Maggot".

Nico said,"Oh my god, you have a small penis! Oh well, a little wank will do some good..."

by Prince Myst January 8, 2008

small penis

A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis

Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs

by Kagome_1274 July 28, 2006

small chill

When a small group of people get together and "chill". Can't be any more then 10 people.

Small Chill= Less than 10 People
Medium Chill= 10-25 people
Large Chill= 25-50 people

Alex: Dude matt I just wanted it to be a small chill,like me, u, and 7 girls, then you had to be all gay and invite all these people
Matt: Dude I just invited Hawkins
Alex: Yeah, now its a medium chill, cunt.

by D0gj4rum July 19, 2006

small town cemetery

another phrase for east palo alto.

ay bitch were you from?
small town cemetery.

by heeeey May 6, 2008

Small Deal

A small deal is the opposite of a big deal. A small deal is something with nothing in comparison to anything else in the world except other small deals. You can recognize a small deal if you call them a small deal and they start to complain or cry or something like that. If you do call them a small deal make sure you are a big deal and not a small deal yourself.

Man 1: "Man that girl Makayla is such a freakin small deal!"

Man 2: "Yes, I know, good thing we are big deals or else I would have to kill myself"

Makayla: "Hey guys!"

Man 1: "Get out of here you small deal!"

Man 2: "Yeah!"

Makayla: *goes off and cries*

by OmegaCupcake March 26, 2010

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

small penis

A 2 inch penis that doesn't even qualify as a penis. It ejaculates in 30 seconds because it's a short trip for the semen.

Vinny had a small penis?

My 8 year old brother had one jsut like it

That Small. Pathetic? Was the Sex good?

Never go to it. He blew his load all over his boxers before we even began.

by Jesse Saline June 13, 2003