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schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.
That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.
by anonymous purple August 13, 2018
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Slug Slinger

A Female with a Pair of Beefy Buns looking like midgets in a sleeping bag.
You hit janelle yet
Hell yea straight slug slinger ass so fat broke my pelvis clappin ha shit
by yung aqua August 15, 2019
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Yoghurt slinger

by #NotChad October 18, 2019
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Gum slinger

An elderly woman with false teeth that is more than eager to perform oral sex i.e. give head.
When Pearl's dentures come out, she's about to suck the life out of ya. Better watch it.... She's a real gum slinger.
by Jbake6669 September 25, 2020
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Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
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Just saying

A suffix to a sentence which indicates that the sentence did not need to be said and everyone involved would have been better off had it not been said.
"I think her outfit makes her look like a submarine, just saying!"
by mog_ July 29, 2022
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Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.
When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.
by Slang sayer August 30, 2022
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