Sloth

A sloth is a man with a big ego but no actual Talents, someone who could play video games or watch the walking dead for 9 hours while sitting on the shitter.makes reviews or fake click baits on YouTube to find his dorito addiction.

Damn, my mothers new boyfriend is a total sloth, he spent my allowance just to get Cal of Duty 3 weeks early!

by ManinyourShed February 28, 2017

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

Blackout sloth

When you're so drunk and super slow

"Let's get blackout sloth tonight"

by Blackout sloth October 10, 2016

sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly

"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."

by natahoe666 September 1, 2016

sloth mingling

sloth mingling is when a man is high on drugs and he wants to have sexual intercourse but can't get hard but just mingles his penis with the corresponding genitalia without getting hard

Jeremy was gagging for it but just ended up sloth mingling again

by Catman did it August 15, 2016

Sloth party

sloth party - to love sloths (the animal) extremely much and like to talk them all the time

Tuco: Omg i love sloths!!
Walter: Yeh me 2, let's have a sloth party!

by roodsloth August 13, 2016