Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.
Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!
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Get the Skates mug.Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
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Get the skate wilson mug.Skate yeeting is when you yeet a ball when ice skating or playing ice hockey. You must say “yeet!” in order to do it or else it is a load of bollocks.
Person 1: “Last night I saw him skate yeet”.
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
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Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment”
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