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EA. Skate 3.

A game that people play because they cant skate on a goddamn skateboard.
Jake Paul:can you do darkcatch EA. Skate 3. oooohhhhohhh????

Me: Go fuck yourself
by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020
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fake skate

Gamers that play skateboarding games like Skater XL. Most of them have their in-game character on Instagram and post footage there. Some of it went over to the mobile app True Skate and other console games like Session.
Adding to the personalities, there are also frake skate "companies" designing downloadable custom content for the games supporting it. Most of them are non profit.
I run a fake skate company.
Tony is a fake skater playing session or skater xl.
by toketwo.ts April 23, 2022
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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.
by turndown4chay July 23, 2018
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Dark Skating

the best skate 3 team to ever exist it is the pog team it is extremely good
yo have you heard of the best skate 3 team dark skating?
by enverbittys March 4, 2022
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skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income
He has skate cash for a nice two bed
by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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