Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

Shovel

verb
past tense: shoveled; past participle: shoveled

To get fucked over.

informal:

To get railed intensely.

Damn, I got shoveled last night.
My boss shoveled me... He really dug into me.

The characters in the movie "Holes" got shoveled, literally and figuratively.

by korean_yiisus May 23, 2022

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018

Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021