purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A penis.

He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.

by yermomgoestocollege81 March 31, 2009

National school shooter day

Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.

“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too”

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Playing a first person shooter

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A " man part" also reffered to as razberry helmet head

Damn dude, his purple headed yogurt shooter must hurt after that night.

by Astromanboyguy January 26, 2010

Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

shooters gonna shoot

when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick

Janet: "Shooters gonna shoot"
Him: *nuts*

by shizz123 April 2, 2017