drive-by shooting

A colloquialism use to describe a ridiculously short stop at a place as if to slow down and then GO! (minus the gun fire)

Dude, we'll throw a drive-by shooting at my in-laws and then hit the strip club.

by The Big Texas December 17, 2008

homo-shopping

The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.

Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!

by Jayophonic November 13, 2009

school shooting

the best thing on TV since the super bowl

there was a school shooting on tv and i laughed at those impotents who shot themselves

by a seal clubber May 18, 2009

colombine shooting

when a nigga lost his fidget spinner and nobody fesses up

bitch better fess up or colombine shooting is gonna look like chuck e cheese

by XxXniggerianfaggotXxX June 8, 2017

shopping

See: Photoshopping, Photoshopped, or Shopped.

It looks like that someone had been messing around and was shopping that picture to get some better popularity online.

by izcool December 12, 2006

shooting dook

to deficate, violently or otherwise.

i can't talk right now, i'm shooting dook!

by o.b. juan-valdez January 28, 2007

shopping bag

a large brown paper bag(usually environmentally friendly) to hold ones good as featured on the Large Pro CD cover

KL will never leave the house without his shopping bag.

by G_diddy September 29, 2008