gay shift

When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.

Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?

Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.

by ChristianPreacher February 14, 2023

green shift

The phenomenon of a person becoming more attractive by dint of their wealth. Most commonly used to refer to this phenomenon in someone who is otherwise unattractive for other reasons.

"How does John always get women? He's a fatso, smells bad and treats everyone like shit!" "He throws his money around. It's just green shift."

by xrelaht June 3, 2013

Shift change

Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.

Well shift change!

Time to fuck shit up.

by Somewhereovertherainbowbruh April 16, 2021

Suicide shift

Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.

I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.

She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.

by Snake doctor February 26, 2019

short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"

"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"

by Cassar November 17, 2006

Stick Shift

V. When you receive a terrible hand job.

That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.

by DocHANDY September 5, 2012

paradigm shift

A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.

Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.

by Simplebeast January 22, 2014