Wood shark

A person who illegally cuts firewood, usually from the side of the road.

Did you see that wood shark down the road with his chainsaw?

by d_mountain_goat September 6, 2020

virus shark

a very very very very very very very awesome and swag baller movie that is very awesome and swag greatest cinematic master movie i have ever laid my eyes on pls wat h rn truly so wonderful and wonderful and can watch on myflixer.to so please i beg of you pretty pretty pretty please give a look for wonderful awesome swag movie please

person 1: whoa did you see that awesome swag ballering movie yet?!
person 2: what movie talking about silly?!2
person 1: the great awesome virus shark movie ohmygoodness please give a watch rn

by dripelboeberger March 29, 2021

Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.

I hit her with the unexpected shark!

by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

by use your shark name. February 3, 2010

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.

(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?

by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018

Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you

Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.

by jsjdw June 10, 2016

attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.

Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!

by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016