Search under the bed

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020

what should i write in the search bar

imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.

Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 3, 2023

Search for

The most annoying ad ever pop up on your own page when looking up definitions on this site.

Me sees "Search for Take an Autism Test"
Me: I ALREADY HAVE AUTISM

Me sees: "Search for The Dating Space for over 50"
Me: I NeVeR DaTe sorry

How annoying are these examples?

by irieomgfunny/面白い January 14, 2022

Reese-search

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.

Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.

I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.

by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017

search trap

writing vulgar searches on a search engine then writing insults or "tricked you" for the purpose of tricking your friends

writing "porn" on a search engine, then typing p i got you is a search trap

by pranko March 23, 2010

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023