schwag

The epitome of lame

Britney Spears is highly schwag.

by Jen420 April 27, 2003

schwagums

something that is just not chill and is schwagums.

Rodney: Ey pete have you seen the latest episode of Pikachu returns to San Diego?

Pete: Yeah that shit is schwagums, pikachu dosent even hook it up phat, he just kicks it in his pokeball with big b

by jakeyboy2121 January 28, 2007

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag

Used as a greeting to a friend.

Yo Jeff! Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag!

by Burt McGee April 11, 2003

schwank

one of the many ways to express pleasure during sexual activities. good for explaining your actions afterwards.

person1: errr schwank schwank... eee-rr eee-rr owwww!
person2: dilililoop! dingdong!

by yoshi February 27, 2004

schwantz

An unidentifiable person.

(background) A schwa as stated in the dictionary is an unidentifiable sound. The phonetic symbol used to respresent the sound.

A schwantz is an unidentifable person wandering aimlessly through life. They are not introspective. They do not know how they affect others by their actions yet they beleive they are right. They will defend their actions to the n'th degree no matter if they are 100% in the wrong.

The decision the manager made today was totally off side with company policy...what a schwantz.

by dano-mcgrano October 7, 2009

schwing

Said as "Schwing!". Coined by Justin and I, to be said when a uber hot girl is present or a girl with her sweet jumblies walks by, or when a girl with a fat ass walks by. The bigger the jumblies the louder the schwing!!

Damn, there's pippy, Schwing baby!

Mmmm, look at Carrie in those gym shorts, total schwinage!

by A-train April 18, 2005

schmang

A covering or coating of crud on or inside a motorcycle.

I removed the countershaft sprocket cover to install my new chain and was amazed at the amount of SCHMANG under there.

by rob mckinnon December 5, 2003