Schmeckldwarf

A word that can mean anything good or bad it is used to describe someone

Schmeckldwarf a word with a description that means good and bad depending on the scenario.

by Lei the sigma February 25, 2026

Schmeckle

Dirty. Ugly

Jenna: ewww discord mod your a schmeckle Discord mod: yeah pheromone maxxing

by I kid that loves TTC June 17, 2025

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.

Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened

by Vombat May 2, 2020

will schier

Will Schier's have the largest cock in the galaxy, simply passing by a will schier will almost kill you. A will schier happens to normally be small in height but what they lack in body height they recover in dick size. These will schiers are normally seen around school walking around with headphones on and looking at Minecraft on their ipads. Girls normally stay clear of a will schier because they lack the confidence to talk to such a God. Will Schier's are normally seen as mystic beings as they can throw you off by their intense intelligence that they can just manage to handle despite their cock sizes being so large.

Greg: "Woah did you feel that"?
Jack: "Yeah will schier just passed us."
Greg: "We are so lucky to be blessed by his presence."

by wAt_a_GooD_Malaka July 27, 2021