salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025

sasquached

Drunk, Intoxicated, Pished

Wee Fraz wis fair sasquached last night

by Jim Sasich November 7, 2009

Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.

I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.

by DerpingRad May 14, 2011

Sasqrotch

A person with a vast amount of pubic hair. Limited trimming or sculpting of hair in pubic region. May have strong odor and extremly hairy. Male or Female with little to no maintenance of hair on crotch. Female may also be referred to as a Snatchqrotch or Snatchquach

I was with this girl who never bothered shaving, she is a Sasqrotch.

by Laine Danger September 10, 2012

saskatchwan pizza

When a fat chick queefs blood onto a donut then scraps her smagma and crusted jiz off her thighs on to said donut and let's it harden.

Sharyl gave me a saskatchwan pizza yesterday, best Canadian delicacy I've had.

by Ike wasoski July 12, 2016

saskatchewan streak

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.

Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak

by Doggy dogshit November 22, 2016