Simcoe Salmon Swim 

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

Simcoe Salmon Swim by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

smoked salmon 

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

smoked salmon by TH3WOLFE July 22, 2009

awkward salmon 

Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York.

The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.

During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.

You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.

The sound is the best part.

So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky.

...silence...

Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*

awkward salmon by The Awkward Expert December 18, 2007

cook salmon 

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

cook salmon by bobned October 17, 2014

Sad Salmon 

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.

Ur mom sad salmon

Sad Salmon by Rathew91 September 18, 2018

Pink salmon 

When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.

Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.

Pink salmon by Thanksgiving sandwich May 30, 2021

slice that salmon 

1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards

Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)

slice that salmon by vejohombre April 27, 2011