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Cuddle Stroke 

When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
"Honey, would you mind giving me a little cuddle stroke? I had a really rough day."
Cuddle Stroke by Sirius Amory November 17, 2012
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Brazilian Stroke 

When inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly.
- Come on! Brazilian stroke! For Sao Paolo!
- Alright fine... holy shit.

cyber stroke 

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke
Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

Ghost stroke 

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
β€œIt feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
Ghost stroke by Pseudonah October 1, 2018

Self-Service Stroke 

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums
"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!
Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...
Dick Stroke by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015