Randy

A kick-ass lawyer who can win a case, just by slamming his briefcase on the table. He also fights bad guys with $100 bills, and his briefcase. And when hes done kicking bad guy ass, he says an awesome line like: "Case closed, punk!".

Dude did you see Randy!? he kicked this guys ass because he got a free soda from the vending machine! what a cool guy!

by TheLostHDDInYourCloset December 5, 2018

Kock Randy

the act of a girl punching a guy while having sex with him.

Looks like Nancy gave Bill the old Kock Randy last night!

by KillerBunny12 January 2, 2012

Running Randy

To have to go to the bathroom so bad, that you run, as it is running down your leg.

"Awe, poor guy. He was making a break for the bathroom and it was running down his leg!"
"No man, that's just a Running Randy."

by SooDoe April 11, 2013

full randy

To actively giv'er harder than any half, quarter, eighth randy might.

When you are noticeably the most dickered at a party.
Too turnt to function
When beer bongzies get the best of you

Man I was going full randy at the party last night, and I whipped out my bird and started hitting people with it.

by Fullrandy October 22, 2014

Dandy Randy

Licking a woman’s pussy while she is sitting on the toilet.

I wasn’t sure that I it was possible but I my man made me squirt while I was shitting. That was dandy Randy!

by DizzleDrizzle February 1, 2021

Radar Randy

A peace officer who pulls people over for some dumbass reason

Someone- dude someone got pulled over
Other person- oh yeah, that’s radar randy and his dumb lil tickets

by justjokesguys February 3, 2021

Randy

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. When he's not training his dog to harass farm animals, he can usually be found in his pumpkin patch playing with himself and fondling literal melons.

Nobody likes him and his mom dresses him funny. He smells like macaroni and cheese and I'm 75% sure that he's an alien.

Randy is such an asshole.

by Toasttttt October 12, 2014