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Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.
When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.
by Statler/Waldorf March 22, 2016
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whore's remorse

When a woman has had sex with so many guys, she becomes a good woman and goes above and beyond the norm to do things for her new/latest man.
"Did you hear about Stacy? I thought her and Tom broke up after he caught her cheating on him, but I heard she's been good the last few years and even bought him a Benz."

"Whore's remorse bro. Whore's remorse."
by Ronnie C Rouse October 28, 2014
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RumorControl

An alias of daDebil.
htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!

--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary
by daDebil March 5, 2004
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mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.
bruh mike’s rumors are never true
by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019
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Haircut Remorse

A haircut that you end up hating and wish you did't get.
The barber cut too much.
You have a case of haircut remorse.
by LooooLOOO March 27, 2016
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Voters remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret months after the election. The feeling of why did i vote that way ? Why did i vote for him ?

Usually this feeling hits during tax time of the first year after a presidential election.
Guy1: dude, im going through voters remorse cause i realized i shoilda voted for Sanders !
by Theamazinggeek March 13, 2018
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Folder's Remorse

When a player folds in Texas Hold 'Em, only to watch as the common cards are turned to reveal what would have been a winning hand.
Damn, man! I folded my 2-6, only to have the 3, 4, and 5 come out on the flop.

Dude, you have folder's remorse.
by Kevman9999 August 5, 2010
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