sloppy roast beef

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

by Jerry Jelinek May 27, 2008

nigger roast

A celebration especially popular in the deep South, more specifically Texas, where white families gather to burn a nigger at the stake.

"Is everyone coming to the nigger roast tonight?"

by jeffco1 August 15, 2008

roastin

When a person is being extremely witty towards another.

The roastings began when people would honor a person by poking fun at them or their career.

Person1: You smell like hair products.
Person2: Dang, you roastin'.

by T-man November 4, 2004

roasting

Sexual act of two men and one girl. One guy in her mouth, one in vagina. Looks as though the girl is on a spit roast.

Lindsay was well up for Carlton and Titus to give her a serious roasting.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

dry roast

banging a dead Brit!

last night i went to the morgue and found a guy named wellington, and i gave him a dry roast.

by mao-say-tongue June 13, 2006

Pig Roast Scramble

The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.

Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020