Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Rita

A mid 40 year old milf and mother of three

Hey have you seen Rita?

by The definition of anonymous October 18, 2020

Rita

i miss having sex but at least i don’t wanna die

i miss Rita

by reeda December 31, 2020

Ritapitaeatbrady

When Rita can’t get enough of Brady

Rita wanna eat him up

Ritapitaeatbrady last night she was real hungry

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Rita

sexiest bitch you can find on the planet, will give you a blowjob and has a secret crush on a guy called javad and yes she's very intelligent and hot and truthfull all the time

"Oh i wish Rita was my girl"

by uhhhhhh ur gf January 24, 2021

Ritard

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

by Gayritard69 March 17, 2021

Rita

very hot pretty girl very talented too😁😁 kiss on the lips for her

friend 1: wow did you see that girl over there?
friend 2: yeah, that’s Rita she’s so cool i wish i could be her

by p1ague March 31, 2021