Repoultrifier

An invention I am working on which will be able to turn chicken shit into chicken salad

Dammit I'm hungry! Drop one of Obama's speeches into the Repoultrifier and make us a couple hundred sandwiches wouldja!

by StuPedasso May 10, 2012

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015

Repositioning

repositioning:

(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.

When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".

by Yes u r awake and this is real December 2, 2018

repocussions

Da highly-undesirable "taking back of da merchandise" actions dat you will likely encounter if you don't make your vehicle-payments.

I greatly value da peace of mind of being financially-solvent and debt-free, and so I try to always "buy used" and pay cash for stuff so dat I will avoid any repocussions down da road.

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

replophobia

fear of republicans

“ i’m so intensely scared of white republican men”
“that’s replophobia baby”

by hairystylus April 16, 2020

replophobia

fear of republicans. specifically, trump supporting republican men.

“ i’m so intensely scared of white republican men”

“that’s replophobia baby”

by hairystylus April 16, 2020

Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009